This is the story of a girl, who had a boyfriend named cornelius. they were goin' steady, until they had S. E. X. in the back of their red/black car. she didnt have her period at the time, explaining the many boxes of tampons. when she got home she took a pregnancy test, WHADDYAKNOW?! SHE WAS PREGOO! so cornelius left her because he didnt want a kid. Then she got a cat because she was so lonely. then she had to buy a lot of baby supplies like a teddy bear, a car seat, and a supple amount of thongs. The end. SOUL SISTERS UNITE!